Leg Lamp cat tower ensemble

Will you look at that!  Isn’t that glorious?!?  It’s, it’s, it’s…it’s indescribably beautiful!  It reminds me of the Fourth of July!  Turn off all the lights.  I want to see what it looks like from the street.                                – The old man, A Christmas Story

Well it is a cat tower, you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!

Inspired by the cult classic 1983 holiday film about a boy and his solitary Christmas wish for a BB gun, we took one of the most visually memorable items of the film, the “major award” that the “old man” wins, a reading lamp in the shape of a woman’s leg covered in fishnet stockings, and the crate it comes in, and we made it into a feline-friendly piece of holiday art.

With a footprint of 20″ deep by 40″ wide by 60″ tall, this ensemble includes a functioning leg-lamp (with fishnet encased in resin to avoid cat scratching) fixed atop a custom-made, hand-stained table, along with a simulated “crate” built entirely of solid plywood with three carpeted cat-perches within as well as a top, carpeted cat-perch with faux straw packing emanating below it.  The crate is fully sealed with a polyacrylic to preserve its longevity and includes painted notices of FRAGILE and (t)HIS END UP, in keeping with the movie.  The crate and top perch, once-assembled, swivel to allow you to position it appropriately for your display and for your kitty’s ease of climbing.

Delivered in a box measuring 20″ x 20″ x 40″ the ensemble requires assembly, with all hardware included.  And it easily disassembles and stores back in its packaging for off-season storage.

Price shown includes shipping in the lower 48 states.

As with almost all of our items, this is custom-made and we can make more on demand.  At the moment, though, this is the only one of its kind.

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